If it Bleeds it Leads

If it Bleeds it Leads

Me: My WIFI is constantly running slow.  Why is this taking soooo long?  WTAF? Reality: Really?  You mean that service that instantly connects you to everything and everyone in the known universe, retrieves any piece of information you desire across space satellites,...
Gandhi Visits the Car Wash

Gandhi Visits the Car Wash

You know those automatic change machines?  The machines that allow you to feed in a dollar, and then they give you 4 quarters.  Like at the car wash…   Do you remember how insanely frustrating those machines can be?   A slightly bent corner.  A little crease in...